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Poems, Quotes and Anecdotes
Humor Only Genealogists Can Appreciate
1. My family coat of arms ties at the
back . . . is that normal?
2. My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated. 3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! 4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! 5. My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets. 6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? 7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. 8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. 9. I'm searching for myself. Have you seen me? 10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help. 11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! 12. It's 1999. Do you know where your Great-Great Grandparents are? 13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. 14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends its roots. 15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. 16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted. 17. Am I the only person up my tree? Seems like it. 18. Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts & a few bad apples. 19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? 20. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. 21. Gene-Allergy-It's a contagious disease, but I love it. 22. Genealogists are time un-ravelers. 23. Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek! 24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. 25. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family. 26. A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. 27. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand. 28. I should have asked them BEFORE they died! 29. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days 30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNE flower 31. Only a genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress 32. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality 33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! 34. It's a poor family that hath neither a lady of the evening nor a thief. 35. Many a family tree needs trimming. 36. Shh! Be very, very quiet . . . I'm hunting forebears. 37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! 38. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! 39. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes 40. Genealogists live in the past lane 41. Genealogists do it generation after generation . . . 42. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! 43. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree 44. All right! Everybody out of the gene pool! 45. Do I hear the rattle of Chains? 46. Always willing to share my ignorance . . . 47. Documentation . . . The hardest part of genealogy 48. For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to . . . 49. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! 50. Genealogy-will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? 51. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards 52. I looked up my family tree . . . there were two dogs using it. 53. I researched my family tree . . . apparently I don't exist! 54. SO MANY ANCESTORS . . . SO LITTLE TIME |